The Weapon: Dry erase marker
The Guilty Party:
Her brother left the marker upstairs. We forgot to gate the stairs. Really, she's a victim of her circumstances.
Plus, she's cute. That helps.
When Ben discovered the boots and brought them downstairs, I couldn't help but just shake my head. By the 4th child, I've learned that nothing is sacred from the devastating effect of the marker. And let's be honest...Uggs are for comfort over fashion anyways. I'm still wearing them. Now they just have character. ;)